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Previously on... Outlander: Episode 3 - The Way Out


This episode should have been called "Sign of the Cross" almost every speaking character does it this episode, except Claire. chapmangrl


Let's take Fred's scene out of the way....

All aboard the Hogwarts express!!! liviana89


Woe is Frank! angedesoir

Claire is only about 19 or 20 here! She was such a bad ass even in the 1940s. Fred would have eventually bored her to tears even if she never went back in time. mea_culpa2

BYE Franklicia ama_blue

This scene is brought you by Colbert MD

I really can wash and dress myself, you know
Yes, but then when would Mrs. Fitz get an eyeful of your perfect skin? flippet


Yes, he will. chapmangrl

And then the reality of Claire's situation hit her like, well, a bucket of cold water. mandersonmsp

mrs fitz be like :
tusiaczek87

I CAN SMELL THE VAPORS OF HELL ON YOU
Oh wait, that comes later mandersonmsp

Better get accustomed with your surgery prison, Claire...



I bet Claire was thinking it was a miracle that any of these people were still alive with that quack treating them. chapmangrl

Powdered human skull = Last Sassenach wench who didn't listen to the menfolk mandersonmsp

not exactly what we signed for...

ASS coming up!!!
But not the ass we want, or the ass we deserve! mandersonmsp

colum be like rub my ass bitch! tusiaczek87

LOL at Claire thinking she'd have to sleep with Colum for a minute there. mandersonmsp

Tailor looks like a Disney character. angedesoir

di_elle

Beee.... Our.... Guest Be Our Guest put our threats of rape to the test. mandersonmsp

Finally, Jamie appears!

Yes Mr McTavish, that fine figure! mea_culpa2

Surprise!Leery is the equally annoying equivalent to surprise!Frank. liviana89

"nope, I don't remember you, take a damn hint" fenchurchly
Snot nosed bairns. Jamie is such an oblivious ass in this scene. I nearly feel sorry for Laoghaire except, you know, it's Laoghaire
mea_culpa2



I love how he downs the glass. Liquid courage! fenchurchly

Lol, "take this with you lass". Jamie out. liviana89

#Pervnation is up to it...



Claire undressing Jamie gave him half a chubbie under that kilt mandersonmsp
You know he *cough* attended to himself later fenchurchly

yassss this scene serving me some romance novel realness

"her soft feminine touch made his shaft twitch uncomfortably in the tight confines of his breeches" ama_blue

'Yo, Jamie, I didn't sit on THIS PARTICULAR TABLE for nothing yk'. mallmouse

- you don't mind me seeing your back?
- i wouldn't mind you seeing my dick! tusiaczek87

something something exorcism



Angus being made to get some exercise here is just hilarious. flippet

Epic knitwear, both cowl and arm warmers. mea_culpa2

No I don't want your berries you wood fairy, I have a boy to rescue! mandersonmsp

everyone in this episode is like POSSESSION! DEMONS!
tusiaczek87

That priest looks like a demon cha0sc0ntained

not the kiss we were waiting for...



AVERT YOUR EYES AVERT YOUR EYES mandersonmsp

Big Red and The Strumpet liviana89

He's going deeper into the kiss after seeing C. because he's a virgin, she knows she's so not, and he wants to fool show her he's a man, and not utterly clueless, yk? mallmouse

teenage movie alert




I *love* the footsie under the table! And that he felt close enough her to know she'd get the message. fenchurchly

Jamie *totally* deserved that. flippet



It's not the wife he should have.
....
You get what I'm saying Claire?
Look alive Claire.
Everyone knows Claire.
Goddamnit Claire. liviana89

Murtagh is already shipping them hard at this point. It's just too bad one half of his OTP is oblivious to what he's actually saying. kreidy

i was always pissed claire was talking nonsense she was jealous because she missed fred's lumpy dick
sis be honestly with yourself tusiaczek87
She needs to accept the truth and Jamie's diq into her life ama_blue

Here come the farts cha0sc0ntained

Geillis is so subtle with her suspicions of Claire, said no one ever. mandersonmsp

Geillis' Red Shoes of Foreshadowing liviana89

The farter's wig needs some frizz-ease mea_culpa2
He could use some Colbert MD products too for his skin. mandersonmsp

sexy!jamie to the rescue!! tusiaczek87



When Jamie's voice gets low when he says "Mistress Beauchamp" <3 <3 <3 fenchurchly{C}{C}

jamie you would be good @ fingering right? tusiaczek87

CSI Outlander

On tonight's "CSI: Crime Scottish Investigation":
Inspector Claire solves mysteries and kicks some superstitious ass. kreidy

"I'm an educated man, mistress"
*swoon* fenchurchly
He totally gets off on the fact that she's so educated too. flippet

Jamie ass check nr. 1

Jamie ass check nr. 2
liviana89

He loves her for her arse AND her brains. What a progressive 18th century lad! weatherspoon10



"YOU'RE MY LILY OF THE VALLEY, CLAIRE" fenchurchly

He can't take his eyes off of her - despite the fact that she's talking about stuff he knows nothing about . And that is several of their best scenes together in a nutshell. kreidy

I'm still basking the in the "Lily of the Valley" glory
idc what is happening with the sick boy... di_elle



His face after "I'll never get out of here" because he's not enough for her to even consider not leaving mallmouse

Jamie's like, "But why would you want to get out of here. After all the eye sex and hand holding and UST, did it mean nothing to ye?" mandersonmsp

These cute babies!


Aw, he's just so boyish around her and dying to get her attention the whole time. mea_culpa2

DELIBERATE HANDTOUCHING! liviana89
Like the 18th century version of HCMO mandersonmsp

"that became lovers and friends"
sighs...
mea_culpa2

OR DIE TRYING
have fun with that, Claire!! ama_blue


BITCH YOU AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE SO DO US ALL A FAVOR AND MAKE OUT WITH THE GINGER ALREADY
Yes, caps were necessary! mandersonmsp

The ginger is still a virgin, so slow your roll there Claire. You have work to do. mea_culpa2



TL:DR


I want episode commentary on the DVDs so much. I want to know whose idea it was for Jamie to stare at Claire for that whole scene. Was it the director or all Sam? Whoever it was, thank you. And i love you. mea_culpa2

Previously on... Episode 1 2 4 5 6 7 7(bonus) 8 9 10
Tags: #pervnation, 1x03, gif, previously on, re-watch
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