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Previously on... Outlander: Episode 4 - The Gathering


I'm here for the terrible French, delicious booze, knocking of heads and inspection of balls and wounds. angedesoir


Previously on...
I FEEL like the audience should know by now that she was in Scotland on her second honeymoon, but Starz really wants to make sure no one forgets. weatherspoon10
I don't blame Claire for forgetting that genealogy-centered second honeymoon, so I don't blame the audience for forgetting old Frank. kreidy

previously on outlander: i must get back to the stones -- there is no way that song could be anything but right! kiddisaster83
I know I always base my practical understanding of the space-time continuum on folk songs. weatherspoon10

"Or die trying". Shut up, Claire. mea_culpa2
Claire was gonna die tryin' 250+ years before 50 Cent. Hipster Claire strikes again! angedesoir

Welcome to the Rupert&Angus SHOW!

That's right Claire, use those adorable chirrens to plot your escape. afropunkchic_03

i totally thought she was running for it kiddisaster83

...how did she have the time to tie ribbon to tree branches while half the children of the castle, and Rupert and Angus, were chasing her? No one noticed? Dougal needs new henchmen. Or at least send them to secret agent school in Edinburgh. weatherspoon10

it is shameful that Claire finally got 18th century dick, just not in that way and not of the ginger variety. mandersonmsp
she's not likely to forget angus' up kilt... he must have something memorable in there. a teddy bear? kiddisaster83

I think Angus' signature move is the tea bag. weatherspoon10

You'll save Rupert some "pie," eh, Angus? Classy broad, you are. weatherspoon10

That horse, Donas I presume, has to be the best tended/brushed horse in the highlands. angedesoir
Mr. McTavish ain't at your service today girlie. afropunkchic_03

I love that Alec drops the Jamie line and Claire is like "wait, what? no!!" fenchurchly
Everyone knows you have the hots for Jamie deep down, Claire. meat_cat

I'd like to issue an APB for a certain Hot Ginger. He's sorely missed, regardless of what Old Alex says. kreidy

nosy!gellis is nosy.
CHRIST GEILLIS! angedesoir

She ain't wrong though. Claire is super obvious/going to get raped or killed. meat_cat

You hearing this Claire?!? A bonny place.... afropunkchic_03
As 1x07 will prove, there is no place bonnier... fenchurchly

Let's get you dressed, Cinderella!
Fairy Godmother Mrs. Fitz to the rescue! Seriously, how many ball gowns does she have lying around for random ladies who show up at the castle in nothing but their shifts?kreidy
She's like "gurrlll no, you are not wearing that" fenchurchly

Oh no. Here comes Herself and that attempt at a Scottish accent. weatherspoon10
Ugh, Diana - half of ontd_sassenach
LOL Diana - the other half of ontd_sassenach

Throw that shade Mrs. Fitz! Throw it hard! mandersonmsp
throws the shade we all wish we could. flippet

'SUSH ALL YOU DUMB FUCKS SAYING FRANK WENT DOWNTOWN IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE THE DRESS JUST ONE WAY MY WAY AND NO FANFICTION EVER EVER EVER OR I'LL GIVE YOU ARSE WORMS' mallmouse

TO THE CAR! weatherspoon10
Seal the Noodel! angedesoir

dougal kissing that dirk, and actually making a 'smooch' kills me. kiddisaster83
He's just waiting for you to die, with his shiesty ass, Colum. ama_blue

Angus heading to the start of the queue:
kreidy



I have no idea what this drink is. Excuse me while I down the whole bottle anyway. todaysgoneby

"Oh well. If you've seen one then..."
Amen to that, Claire. Now, get thee to the stables and for God's sake, this time you need to stay on top of Jamie when you fall on him! weatherspoon10
She had to have noticed how uh, good he felt underneath her! fenchurchly

SURPRISE LEERING LEERY! angedesoir
"You didn't seem to need too much assistance the last time I saw you two together"
Damn, Claire. I mean.....damn. flippet

Ugh, fuck off, Leghair. Not even a real love potion is going to help you with this particular lad. kreidy
If I knew a Jamie like him, I would try to find a potion too... alexana303

The age old story of trying to turn a FWB into a relationship. IT NEVER WORKS LAOGHAIRE fenchurchly

Time to die trying, Claire!
"There's a penalty to pay for that..."
Dougal = White male entitlement 101 weatherspoon10

claire, try NOT looking at your pack next time. kiddisaster83
BISH, WE CAN SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING CLEARLY!!! afropunkchic_03
I love it when Claire hits Dougal over the head. BOSS BITCH fenchurchly

Seriously, what is up with this GPS commentary. "Make a U-turn when possible, Claire." kreidy

"Five paces to ginger dick, recalculate route, recalculate route, recalculate route, you have reached your destination." mandersonmsp


jamie!!!!!!!!!!!! finally kiddisaster83


Note time: 28.52 for future re-watches!! mea_culpa2
The "previously on" part for this episode has more Jamie than the first half of the episode. There's something fundamentally wrong about that. kreidy

TENTATIVELY OPTIMISTIC AND FLIRTY FIDDLE! NOW WITH PROMISCUOUS FLUTE! angedesoir

I missed his dulcet tones <3 <3 <3 fenchurchly

ANGSTY HORSE CHIMING IN! angedesoir

good try being smart sassenach, but you're pretty dumb. here let me explain it and look sexy. kiddisaster83
Girl listen to him, he ain't steering you wrong. afropunkchic_03

But the nickname means I love you....Sassenach. mea_culpa2



Claire's face: Awwwwww. afropunkchic_03
The minute she saw Jamie her stockholm syndrome was activated again. ama_blue

Any excuse to hold hands, we see you JAMMF. mea_culpa2
You know he Mr. Darcy'ed it and felt it for hours after. fenchurchly

wtf asking him questions before going under the tunnel #toodumbtosurvive mallmouse
How is she supposed to know that it would be best for him to have remained hidden? todaysgoneby
see, old alec, I TOLD YOU, you should have been less vague earlier. kiddisaster83

My SCRATCHES. LOVE! afropunkchic_03
I'd love to scratch Jamie.
What?
Huh? mandersonmsp

OUR BODY IS READY
(strangely just few comments during this scene... n.d.DL)



So are my ovaries JAMMF, so are my ovaries! mandersonmsp

I forgot to breathe there for a minute. mea_culpa2


why Claire stays there when Jamie is changing ? di_elle
Wouldn't you? weatherspoon10
I would've waxed that dick right then and there. Rupert and nem be damned.....afropunkchic_03

THEATRE! DRAMA! CHARISMA! weatherspoon10

'Je suis prest'. Like - 'don't fuck with me - you want a show at the oath-taking? I'll give you a show.' flippet

thanks exposition!murtagh kiddisaster83
Murtagh: dishing out the tough love, holding Claire responsible for her actions. weatherspoon10
That's right bish, it's your fault. It's all on you. afropunkchic_03



Way to use your noggin', Jamie. Such a smooth talker. Everyone calm down, Colum's cool with it. todaysgoneby
Dougal looks all butt hurt that he didn't get to shank Jamie just then. weatherspoon10



Post-life and death situation eye sex! weatherspoon10
Get it Claire, that ginger meat doing thangs to ya. afropunkchic_03

Boar hunt? More like snore hunt, amirite? mandersonmsp
Robert Baratheon sends his regards, I guess? angedesoir
Just all-around boaring. mandersonmsp

Oh Dougal, you sisterfucker. angedesoir
Hide yo' sisters, hide yo' wives, 'cause Dougal's sleeping with everybody out there. kreidy

omg die already i can't watch any more of thismallmouse

SQUEE! Testosterone-fueled Jamie vs Dougal shinty match! weatherspoon10
Dougal is running towards shinti to forget about his rl problems just like I run towards the Internet the second I get back from workmallmouse



anyone for a game of shinty? dougal is trying to murderlate everyone. and if he didn't get to stab jamie last night, at least he gets to beat him with a stick today. kiddisaster83
Talk about a complicated family. todaysgoneby

LOVED the little bow at the end. 'See what I can do CAUSE I'M A MAN even though I'm a virgin and I did it all for you' awww mallmouse

ok. Claire/Dougal Ship moment.

That look Claire shot Dougal when she realized he was standing there, staring at her in the surgery was screaming, "Take a picture, it'll last longer!" but, you know. 18th century context. weatherspoon10
she might as well be churning butter.... angedesoir

Dougal has feelings and stuff. afropunkchic_03

'Have a healer along' my ass.
Dougal's hoping to keep a closer eye on Claire, if ya know what I mean. flippet

"Taking me where" wouldn't have been my first question, Claire. It would have been, "Sooooo...who all is coming? Any nephews of yours? Strapping, incredibly hot-in-a-bonnet, red heided ones, for example? weatherspoon10


angedesoir

I was expecting the boar to close out the ep with "that's all, folks!" mandersonmsp




TL:DR

It's the clip you show your girlfriends to get them watching the show with you. ama_blue

Previously on... Episode 1 2 3 5 6 7 7(bonus) 8 9 10
Tags: 1x04, gif, previously on, re-watch
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